NO need to fret if you’re still single on Sunday. Here are some light-hearted anecdotes to put a smile on your face:
A few words about Valentine’s Day1. Let’s talk about love and have a heart to heart.
2. We met on a construction project. It was love at first site.
3. Dear Cupid, next time hit both of us.
4. There’s no one else I’d rather lay in bed and look at my phone with.
5. For me every morning it’s love at first sight. A mirror is a wonderful thing.
6. Valentine’s Day is the one day of the year you can do something Cupid.
7. I need an oxygen tank around you because you take my breath away.
8. I don’t love you for your money. I love you for our money.
9. If you don’t have someone on Valentine’s day, don’t be sad. It means no one loves you on the other 364 days either.
10. They say you can’t buy love. But diamonds seem to make a pretty good down-payment.
11. Roses are red, violets are blue. Wow! Flowers are really expensive, and they die too.
12. Good news, I’ve got a date for Valentine’s Day. Get to wear a suit and everything. Bad news, it’s a court date.
